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How To Annoy Bellatrix - 11How To Annoy Bellatrix - 11 by JessamineDiane
How To Annoy, Harass And Irritate Bellatrix Lestrange
By Jessamine Diane
It was Thursday the 28th of April 2011 and it seemed that the whole world was obsessed with the Royal Wedding taking place the next day. Jess was not very happy about this, in her humble opinion everyone was making a mountain out of a molehill, an expression that here means that Jess thought that the whole 'Royal Wedding' nonsense was extremely over-rated. Jess didn't care much for the British Royal Family anyway, she thought that the royal family she had invented herself was much more fun. Which it was.
The DeathEaters however were OBSESSED by the Royal Wedding. This was something that confused Jess greatly. Bellatrix she could understand as she knew for a fact that Trix was secretly a hopeless romantic (after all, she had her diary as proof) but Snape (AKA the guy who might sleep with Bellatrix over the course of the next three chapters - keep reading folks!), L